Subject: Misspokements (Page 45)

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I never liked you, and I always will.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Third base is certainly a reactionary position.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

British football commentator

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

He [Magic Johnson] comes into the league with all that fancy stuff and they call it magic; I’ve been doing it for years and they call it schoolyard.

professional basketball player

He never relinquishes my disbelief.

professional football player

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.

English football player & manager

Who is sitting in that empty chair?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress

They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.

English football player

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player