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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 45)
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Third base is certainly a reactionary position.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Misspokements
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Racing
He [Magic Johnson] comes into the league with all that fancy stuff and they call it magic; I’ve been doing it for years and they call it schoolyard.
Joe Bryant
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
Magic Johnson
He never relinquishes my disbelief.
Vince Ferragamo
professional football player
Beliefs
Misspokements
Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
Who is sitting in that empty chair?
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Responsibilities
Vice president
Hi ho
Silverwear…
Away!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Silver
They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.
Gavin Peacock
English football player
Misspokements
Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Insults
Misspokements
Sports
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.
John Lowenstein
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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