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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 45)
One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements
Health care
Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!
Vince Scully
American sportscaster
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I wasn’t
referencin’
to myself.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Referring
I read part of it all the way through.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
That slow motion doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling.
Richie Benaud
Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
We expect them (Salvadoran officials) to work toward the elimination of human rights.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
People
Human rights
I told him no. N, O, W — no!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Poverty
Sports
Mets
President Lyndon Johnson
Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Mannequins
Modeling
The streets are safe in Philadelphia – it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Frank Rizzo Sr.
(1920 – 1991) American police officer & mayor of Philadelphia
Conflict
Crime
Misspokements
Places
Philadelphia
My brain beats faster.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Is the
bean dizzy?
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Is the Dean busy?
Spoonerism
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Quiet
Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Death
Health
Misspokements
Illness
I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
Mark Viduka
Australian football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Next week we'll be looking at the Tour de France, all those bicycles roaring through the countryside.
Andy Peebles
Misspokements
Sports
Cycling
Tour de France
They speak all the languages of the rainbow here.
Jackie Stewart
Scottish auto racer
Communication
Language
Misspokements
They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.
Gavin Peacock
English football player
Misspokements
As you can see, visually, with your eyes… look up there! … that’s the sky!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
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