Subject: Misspokements (Page 46)

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements Places

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

They can say what they want, but playoff hockey is a whole other ballgame.

Hockey Misspokements Sports

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age Colemanballs Misspokements

There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

You’ll soon be had as a matterof course.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Situations

I’ll always be Number 1 to myself.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports