Subject: Misspokements (Page 46)

I said to her, make sure the rug says ‘optimistic person comes to work.’

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

Misspokements Sports

I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? … Is it ignorance or apathy?’

He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’

American basketball coach & executive
Basketball Misspokements Sports

Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Most people my age are dead at the present time.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Death Life Misspokements Old People Time

Clint Eastwood is arriving… and here is Raquel Welch’s car… and here’s Alfred Hitchcar’s cock.

Misspokements

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player
Misspokements

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

He [Magic Johnson] comes into the league with all that fancy stuff and they call it magic; I’ve been doing it for years and they call it schoolyard.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

The game was closer than the score indicated.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
Misspokements Sports

Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white shoes and a pink tea-cosy hat.

British sports announcer
Appearance Clothing Golf Misspokements Sports

The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.

English football player
Misspokements

…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Elections/Voting Government Misspokements Speech

The fans like to see Balde wear his "shirt on his sleeve."

Scottish football player
Misspokements Sports

I am providing you with a copulation of answers to several questions raised…

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Misspokements

There's three of us in the band, so we split everything straight down the middle.

(1947 – 2008) English drummer
Misspokements

We have completed all the items: from A to B.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements

This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.

Misspokements