Subject: Misspokements (Page 47)

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Marshall's bowling with his head.

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

English football player & analyst

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

You either win or you lose… there's no in between.

English football player & manager

In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas; ten thousand people died – an entire town destroyed.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

… another dropped out when diarrhea slowed him to the point of elimination.

Cycling commentator

In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We’ve lost our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It’s a good job we didn’t play the whole of Samoa!

Welsh rugby player

His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager

People in Preston ward are invited to a meeting at 7.15 pm tonight in St. Mary's Church Hall… to meet councillors and beat police officers.

Mayor of New York

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress

That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes.

professional hockey player

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

(1931 – ) television newscaster

I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator

Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant, but that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.

professional hockey player