Subject: Misspokements (Page 47)

The most overrated underrated player in baseball.

American writer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Let's close our eyes and see what happens.

English football player
Misspokements

It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

He's ranked number three in Britain, number four in the world. You can't get any higher!

English darts player
Misspokements Sports

I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements Situations

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books Communication Misspokements Reading/Writing

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's terminus.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be.

American politician
Conflict Crime Misspokements

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

Three out of two.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what I call the ultimate laxative.

Canadian Prime Minister of Sports
Misspokements Sports

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech