Subject: Misspokements (Page 48)

A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we’re going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets.

baseball broadcaster
Baseball Misspokements Sports

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

You have hissed all my mystery lectures.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

You have turned into a pyronymphiac.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

And there’s Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold.

professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements

Yes, Frances [his wife] has the most beautiful hands in the world – and someday I’m going to have a bust made of them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player
Misspokements

Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Health Misspokements

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(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements

[He’s] the ultimate player-to-be-named-later.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

How they arrived at their conclusions behooves me.

professional football player
Misspokements

The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Health Misspokements