Subject: Misspokements (Page 49)

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Elections/Voting Government Misspokements Speech

Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.

motor racing commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.

Horse trainer
Misspokements Sports

[Coedness] is like a radical agenda forced on college students.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Education Misspokements School Situations

I said to her, make sure the rug says ‘optimistic person comes to work.’

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements

And he’s lost both right front tires.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities Misspokements

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Sure… I’m proud to be an American.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skillful… and best of all it keeps them off the street.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

He’s going for the green – and for those watching in black and white it’s behind the brown.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

We’ve got to find a way to win; I’m willing to start cheating.

professional football player
Misspokements Sports

Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I didn’t say that I didn’t say it, I said that I didn’t say that I said it; I want to make that very clear.

(1907 – 1995) U.S. governor (Michigan)
Communication Misspokements Speech

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

The man ain’t got a regleamin’ feature.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Future Misspokements Speech

There were no scores below single figures.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports