Subject: Misspokements (Page 5)

Armstrong is about to join a list which includes only himself.

sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
History Misspokements

He talks not probably enough yet, because of the experience he hasn't got.

English football player
Misspokements

Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.

professional snooker player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

If you understand English, press 1; if you do not understand English, press 2.

Communication Language Misspokements

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

And tonight norther areas can expect incest and rain – I’m sorry, incessant rain.

Misspokements Science/Weather

I believe what I said yesterday… I don’t know what I said, but I know what I think… and I assume it’s what I said.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements

I’m in a class by myself, along with people like Rod Stewart.

(1936 – ) English singer
Misspokements

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Insults Misspokements Sports

Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’m glad for your gratification.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Reporter: To what do you attribute last night’s loss?

Dale Neal: To the fact that they scored more points than we did.

Misspokements Sports

You're a liar. There ain't no “Hotel Episode” in Detroit!

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements People TV/Movie Quotes

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes