Subject: Misspokements (Page 5)

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

I’m the football coach around here and don’t you remember it.

football coach

How they arrived at their conclusions behooves me.

professional football player

I think it's that lack of width with his height.

English football player & analyst

(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator

I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.

professional football player

That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.

British horse racing commentator

The candle is still very much in the melting pot.

Scottish soccer player & analyst

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

American football & basketball coach

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress

From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

A well-boiled icicle

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?