Subject: Misspokements (Page 5)

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury.

English rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

That sure did take the steam out of his sails.

Misspokements

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Communication Misspokements Speech Time

(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

Sure I've got one; it's a perfect twenty-twenty.

American football player
Intelligence Misspokements

The crowd noise has gone up several octaves since the beginning of the game!

Misspokements Sports

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive
England Misspokements Places Science/Weather

A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.

(1736 – 1807) Irish politician
Misspokements People

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age Friends Misspokements People

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

His feet were a long way away from his body!

Indian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

English boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

What a waste it is to lose one's mind; or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence Mind Misspokements

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports