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Subject:
Misspokements
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
This is their first single, and their most successful so far.
Mark Curry
(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements
You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs
Sam Quevares
Activities
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements
Places
Allies
North Korea
I’m the football coach around here and don’t you remember it.
Bill Peterson
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
How they arrived at their conclusions behooves me.
Vince Ferragamo
professional football player
Misspokements
Conclusions
I think it's that lack of width with his height.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Misspokements
(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.
Ken Venturi
(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication
Life
Misspokements
Speech
And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
Ron Pickering
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Olympic 800 meters race
I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.
Jerry Rice
professional football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
Misspokements
Sports
The candle is still very much in the melting pot.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
Misspokements
Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.
Anonymous Traffic Report
Autos
Misspokements
Situations
Things
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
Shug Jordan
American football & basketball coach
Misspokements
Sports
Betting
Odds
Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?
Jean Stapleton
(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”
From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
A
well-boiled icicle
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
A well-oiled bicycle
Spoonerism
Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?
Unknown
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
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