Subject: Misspokements (Page 50)

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive
England Misspokements Places Science/Weather

This is only a little mispensation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Isn’t there any other part of the matzah you can eat?

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Food/Drink Misspokements

Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

I’m telling you that Porsche was literally right up my arse in the fast lane of the motorway.

Misspokements

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Our offense is like the Pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

His feet were a long way away from his body!

Indian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

The man is United through and through – cut him and he bleeds red.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements Mistakes Problems Yogi-isms

Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Niloleum

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing Misspokements Sports

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports