Subject: Misspokements (Page 50)

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

His face is sagging with tension.

English sports commentator
Appearance Misspokements Sports

Those trees seem to grow every year…

British professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
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It just as easily could have gone the other way.

professional baseball player & manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

This is unparalyzed in the state’s history.

Texas politician
Misspokements

The gelling period has just started to knit.

England football player
Misspokements

A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The vertizontal hold on the TV.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m glad for your gratification.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Gracie : Breakfast will be ready in six minutes.
George Edwards: Six minutes?
Gracie: Yeah, I just put on two three minute eggs.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

American baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Some guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

Venezuela! Great, that's the Italian city with the guys in the boats, right?

American boxing promoter
Boxing Misspokements Places Sports

Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game; you can win or you can lose or it can rain.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
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