Subject: Misspokements (Page 50)

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player
Misspokements

The first two-syllable word I learned when I was growing up was "discretion.”

Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Misspokements

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

We’re not used to weather in June in this country.

professional football player, coach & executive
England Misspokements Places Science/Weather

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant, but that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.

professional hockey player
Misspokements

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

You're a liar. There ain't no “Hotel Episode” in Detroit!

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual, too.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Misspokements Sports

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It’s not over yet.

British professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Reading/Writing

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Communication Misspokements Speech