Subject: Misspokements (Page 52)

I play football… I’m not trying to be a professor; the tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

Clemson football recruit

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

British Olympic decathlon champion

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player

As I said before and I said yesterday, this is one of the key questions that will be decided or not decided at Edinburgh.

British politician & novelist

Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I managed good but, boy, did they play bad.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

I always enjoy animal acts.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

I think it's that lack of width with his height.

English football player & analyst

I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator