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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 53)
Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Suppositories
In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
[Hornets]
Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Marshall's bowling with his head.
Unknown cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I’ll be sad to go, and I wouldn’t be sad to go; it wouldn’t upset me to leave St. Louis, but it would upset me to leave St. Louis; it’s hard to explain. You’ll find out one of these days, but maybe you never will.
Brett Hull
Canadian-born American hockey player
Misspokements
Sports
On a possible trade from the St. Louis
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs
Sam Quevares
Activities
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.
Lee Trevino
(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
On the three things that go as a golfer ages
They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
On Bobby & Barry Bonds becoming the all-time father-son home-run leaders
I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Reviews/Criticism
Oxymorons
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