Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 53)
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Television
Reporter: To what do you attribute last night’s loss?
Dale Neal: To the fact that they scored more points than we did.
Dale Neal
Misspokements
Sports
No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.
Henry Cooper
English boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I made a wrong mistake.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Yogi-isms
This is their first single, and their most successful so far.
Mark Curry
(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements
I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.
Carmen Policy
football team president
Football
Misspokements
Sports
After some fans were arrested for throwing bottles onto the field to protest the overturning of a game-deciding call by replay
Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular
inserruption.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Insurrection
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
In the words of the old song, it’s a long time from May to December but, you know, it’s an equally long time from December to May.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements
Time
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Page 53 of 53
« First
« Previous
49
50
51
52
53