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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 53)
The game was closer than the score indicated.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
After a 1-0 game
The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Future
Misspokements
Speech
Don’t worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.
John Madden
(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Misspokements
Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I couldn't settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush
Welsh football player
Misspokements
Places
Italy
Hemmoroods
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Hemorrhoids
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.
Chuck Person
American basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.
Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense; in other words a good offense wins.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Defense
Offense
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