Subject: Misspokements (Page 53)

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.

English professional boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

[He’s] the ultimate player-to-be-named-later.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field… no, wait a minute… it’s ball one… low and outside.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

He’s about the size of a lot of guys that size.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.

professional hockey player
Activities Hockey Misspokements

I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

British football commentator
Misspokements

It would be unprintable on television.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports