Subject: Misspokements (Page 53)

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Marshall's bowling with his head.

I’ll be sad to go, and I wouldn’t be sad to go; it wouldn’t upset me to leave St. Louis, but it would upset me to leave St. Louis; it’s hard to explain. You’ll find out one of these days, but maybe you never will.

Canadian-born American hockey player

I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer

They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.