Subject: Misspokements (Page 6)

Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Misspokements Work

It tastes like any other sport drink.

Japanese marathoner
Misspokements Sports

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Texas businessman
Football Misspokements Sports

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

He's standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Clint Eastwood is arriving… and here is Raquel Welch’s car… and here’s Alfred Hitchcar’s cock.

Misspokements

With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight; he is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I have reiterated over again what I have said before.

(1910 – 1991) American mayor (New York City)
Communication Misspokements

You could have blown me over with a feather.

Misspokements

I am not going to speak much, otherwise I’ll again say something.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

I don’t think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

No comment.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports