Subject: Misspokements (Page 6)

And tonight norther areas can expect incest and rain – I’m sorry, incessant rain.

Misspokements Science/Weather

He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.

Australian rules football player
Misspokements Sports

 This job is better than I could get if I used my college degree, which, at this point, I can't remember what it was in.

professional football player
Education Football Misspokements Sports

(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Health Misspokements

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

professional baseball player
Misspokements

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.

English football player
Misspokements

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements Speech

He’s the man of the hour at this particular moment.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Boxing Misspokements Sports

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player
Misspokements Past Time

It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

English boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Law Lawyers Misspokements

Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts.

American football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Dirty laundry is coming home to roost.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements