Subject: Misspokements (Page 7)

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach

He was killed by a blushing crow.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

English football player & manager

Marvelous oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue.

British sports commentator

Mike Andrews' limits are limitless.

American baseball manager

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

We can’t win at home… we can’t win on the road; as general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

You have hissed all my mystery lectures.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

English football player, coach & manager

Andujar Cedeno to lead it off; he swings… and he is hit by a pitch… and it is hit over the wall and out of here for a home run.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer

He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.

Australian rules football player

Innocent stand-byer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)