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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 7)
If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.
Scott Gordon
American hockey coach
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
On his goalie who allowed 13 goals in a two-game stretch
He was killed by a
blushing crow.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Crushing blow
Spoonerism
In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.
Billy Joe Fox
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Change
Freedom
Trend
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Marvelous oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Mike Andrews' limits are limitless.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Misspokements
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Places
Speech
Chicago
We can’t win at home… we can’t win on the road; as general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.
Pat Williams
(1941 – ) American basketball executive
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
On his team's 7-27 record
You have
hissed all my mystery
lectures.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Missed all my history
Spoonerism
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements
Health care
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
Alan Shearer
English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements
Andujar Cedeno to lead it off; he swings… and he is hit by a pitch… and it is hit over the wall and out of here for a home run.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Memory
Misspokements
Speech
Time
The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!
Geoff Boycott
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.
Peter Walker
Australian rules football player
Misspokements
Sports
Innocent
stand-byer
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Bystander
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