Subject: Misspokements (Page 7)

To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Such Bulgarians should be vanished.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

You've got to take the bull between your teeth.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Mixed metaphors

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The hookeries and massageries – the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.

Misspokements Sports

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn’t appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
America Misspokements

For your information, just answer me one question!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

[He’s] the ultimate player-to-be-named-later.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball Misspokements Sports

These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.

Misspokements

I’ve never seen a guy on the DL [Disabled List] with pulled fat.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports