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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 8)
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.
Chuck Person
American basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I know this music from memory, not from the music.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Memory
Misspokements
Music
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Can she sing?… she's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
You have turned into a
pyronymphiac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Pyromaniac
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Faith
There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
People
Poor
Republicans
Voting
[on phone] No, the doctor isn’t in just now. Oh, he won’t be back for a long, long time. He went out on one of those
eternity
cases.
Gracie Allen
(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Gracie Allen As Nurse Allen in “International House”
Maternity
Special kind of stanima.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Stamina
I’ve now been in 57 states… I think one left to go.
Barack Obama
(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements
Campaigning
In ancient Rome they killed
Sid Caesar.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
The crowd noise has gone up several octaves since the beginning of the game!
An unknown sportscaste
Misspokements
Sports
Noise
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