Subject: Misspokements (Page 9)

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

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We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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Status quo, you know, that is Latin for the mess we’re in.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Communication Language Misspokements Problems Speech

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player
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Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.

Colemanballs Misspokements

Spencer’s running across field calling out, ‘Come inside me, come inside me.’

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That’s what I call the ultimate laxative.

Canadian Prime Minister of Sports
Misspokements Sports

Those trees seem to grow every year…

British professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Kingquering kongs

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
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