Subject: Mixed metaphors

Mixed metaphors:

A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable. A mixed metaphor is the use of two or more unrelated metaphors that are incongruous or illogical when combined. Here are some mixed metaphors we’ve seen and heard.

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

They’ve come out with all cylinders flying.

British football player & manager

A heart as big as gold

He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.

Well, thats as clear as a bull in a china shop.

Idle hands are the mother of invention.

Don't look a gift horse in the eye.

From now on I'm watching your every move with a fine-toothed comb.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

.. drawing the eye… like a magnet

This thing is snowballing like a house afire!

A loose tongue spoils the broth.

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

He went down like a pack of cards.

English football player & commentator

The beer flowed like wine.

Due process of elimination

It's like pushing a rock upstream.

They're a legend before their time.

The guy just couldn’t cut the custard.