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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 10)
That's using your head for something besides a footstool.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It looks like the cows have come home to roost.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He was between a rock and the deep blue sea.
Unknown
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
The menu was frozen in the amber of 1973.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Look what the cat dragged out of the bag.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He’s like a duck out of water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She flew off the deep end.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I can't answer that – it's out of my water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Knowledge
Nothing out of the unusual
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You can’t have your hill and die on it too.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
That's a huge weight lifted off my head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The squeaky wheel wins.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I would not trust him with a ten foot pole.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Trust
You've buttered your bread, now lie in it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We all act as one heartbeat.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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