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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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That snake in the grass is barking up the wrong tree.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Loose lips sink like a rock.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It certainly wipes the floor with your usual commemorative tea towels.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Prince William and Kate commemorative fridge
You continue to cloudy the water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There's a silver lining in all that red ink.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I'm so busy, I don't know whether I'm coming or not.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Let's make sure we're all talking off the same sheet of music.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He was just a splash in the pan.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's gonna snowball through the whole fireworks.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
I want to be sure we don't build ourselves a bag of worms.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I've been up and down like a light switch.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They cut into a water main, and it was gushing like a mountain.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I shot the wind out of his saddle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That's the one that really swayed me over.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I'm sweating like a bullet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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