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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 10)
It sounds good on paper.
Anonymous
Ideas
Intelligence
Mixed metaphors
We have to get all our ducks on the same page.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I can read him like an open can of worms.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Taking the bull with both feet
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Make like a tree and head out.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We'll mend that fence when we get to it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I’m getting up on my
feedbox
here.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Soapbox
Surely we'll dig up the past, in order to bury the hatchet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surfing the Infobahn [information superhighway]
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Close the barn door after you've led the horse to water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let dead dogs sleep.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Sometimes they bite the farm.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Make like a tree and head out.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I wouldn't trust him with my bargepole.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Trust
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look him in the mouth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That snake in the grass is barking up the wrong tree.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Players' names should be entered in numeric order.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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