Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 10)

It sounds good on paper.

We have to get all our ducks on the same page.

I can read him like an open can of worms.

Taking the bull with both feet

Make like a tree and head out.

It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.

We'll mend that fence when we get to it.

I’m getting up on my feedbox here.

Surely we'll dig up the past, in order to bury the hatchet.

Surfing the Infobahn [information superhighway]

Close the barn door after you've led the horse to water.

Let dead dogs sleep.

Sometimes they bite the farm.

You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Make like a tree and head out.

If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

I wouldn't trust him with my bargepole.

You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look him in the mouth.

That snake in the grass is barking up the wrong tree.

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