Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 11)

… if the child was misbehaving, that's one thing, but if her parents were encouraging her, that's a whole new ballpark…

That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.

Someone's going to hang from the yardstick for this.

Once the horse is out of the barn, you can't put him back again.

It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.

… quicker than any other slowdowns

If you let the cat out of the bag, how can you let sleeping dogs lie?

You were at your wit’s nerve.

The early bird gathers no moss.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

You dug your bed, you lie in it.

The team must try to get their ship back on the road.

England football player

That tickled my fancy bone.

If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The beer flowed like wine.

A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.

Married at the hip

The discovery of the preserved bodies “breathed new life into” Arctic exploration.

Surely we'll dig up the past, in order to bury the hatchet.

Don't burn your bridges till you come to them.

Running around like a chicken with its legs cut off