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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 16)
Get the kinks rolling
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
What you need is somebody new… there's
more than one fish in the woodpile.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
Fish in the sea
Our organization really frowns down on that.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You’re fighting upstream.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Get in the boat and swim or get out.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I turned a blind eye to all that bad stuff I was hearing.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If they do that, they might as well take the open door policy and throw it right out the window!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
The monkey is in your court.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
War is hell on wheels.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People will blow smoke and mirrors at you.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Better not open that
Panacea's
box.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Pandora's
Don't count your chickens until you see the whites of their eyes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People who wear glass slippers shouldn't kick stones.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People are dying like hotcakes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
In about six months I'll be knocking on your shoulder.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Married at the hip
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It looks like the cows have come home to roost.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
When life throws you curve balls, make lemonade.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Lemonade
He can cry on a dime.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The squeeky wheel gets the worm.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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