Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 17)

Now the shoe is on the other horse!

Windy as a hornet

I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.

The rain is coming down like gangbusters!

I hate to put you through all this rigor mortis.

We don't need to skirt around the bush.

She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.

You might think the Channel Islands are a backwater.

I don't want that monkey around my neck.

It's like ice cold electricity passing through your body.

A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.

Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.

One of the things you have to say for him: he doesn't mince his punches.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

I'm not trying to poke holes at anybody.

Get two birds stoned at once.

He's like a cat out of water

You can’t go in there cold turkey with egg on your face.

I'm sweating like a stuck pig.

The ship of state has a difficult road ahead.

Take the ball by the horns and run with it.