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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 17)
I'm sweating like a stuck pig.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let’s not open that can of worms until we get this one nailed down.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Crash courses for driver’s learner permits.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That's the one that really swayed me over.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
The deputy was willing to cut him a break.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It was so cold last night I had to throw another blanket on the fire.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You must have ears like an eagle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm tired of being a pawn in your game of checkers!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I'm no Monday morning shortstop.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You can put the cart before the horse, but you can't make him drink.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Why spend astronomical amounts on so-called scientific research to go to another planet?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The world is your lobster.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let’s split the baby with the bathwater.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Is this a whole nother bucket of worms?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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