Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 18)

Due process of elimination

I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.

To the max degree

He'll argue until the cat turns blue.

Well, that’s water under the dam.

I’ll push some strings for you.

We all have our own legs to pull.

He reads like a fish.

He was just a splash in the pan.

Adam wasn’t always the brightest tool.

It’s better to have half a cake and eat it and enjoy it, than not to have any cake at all.

I’ll get it by hook or ladder.

I’d like to be sitting in his shoes.

A journey of a thousand miles keeps the doctor away.

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He shot out of here like a bat out of a belfry.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

We need to sit down and walk through some things.

Right between the nose

When sleeping dogs fly.

Let's call the kettle what it is!

I don't want to hold an open manhole over your head.