Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 18)

I want to see you go to town like a house of fire.

You must have ears like an eagle.

I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

What a dirty trap!

It sent goosebumps up my spine.

That’ll separate the girls from the sheep.

I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.

It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked.

British sports commentator

We certainly don't want to rock the apple cart.

People are dying like hotcakes.

Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?

I could hear the handwriting on the wall.

The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager

A man's home is his castle – let him clean it.

I don’t know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon.

I feel the comparison paints the city in a bad light.

A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

The fan is gonna hit the roof.

They cut into a water main, and it was gushing like a mountain.

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player

There's a silver lining in all that red ink.