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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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He's a pretty sharp cookie.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Casual sex
Oxymoron
Mixed metaphors
Oxymorons
I've got an ace up my nose.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He clams up tighter than a drum.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Now I'm going to tell you something that'll really throw a kink in the wrench.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
She’s come out of this one looking like a rose.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Time rolled up like a scroll, while the plague nibbled at the edges of their years.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's like a wizard in sheep's clothing.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She knocked the socks off the ball.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s all water under the hatchet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Put that in your hat and smoke it.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She’s not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is no time to pull the rug out in the middle of the stream.
Silvio Conte
(1921 – 1991) U.S. Representative (Massachusetts)
Mixed metaphors
There's a pot of gold at the end of the tunnel.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Talk about rubbing salt in the fire!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don't count your chickens until you see the whites of their eyes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They are crumbling at the seams.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's like pushing a rock upstream.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Difficult
The president will put the ship of state on its feet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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