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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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It dawned across my head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to look at it before the other eyes set foot on it.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
You have to walk before you can swim.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That will round out the triangle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That will open up a whole new can of issues.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Due process of elimination
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.
Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Mixed metaphors
.. drawing the eye… like a magnet
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I don't want to step on your thunder.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking like a sieve
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking
I don't want to hold an open manhole over your head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
There's a pot of gold at the end of the tunnel.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You've buttered your bread, now lie in it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
These felled trees are the beavers’ handiwork!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Isn't it nice to not have to look over our backs anymore?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If you let the cat out of the bag, how can you let sleeping dogs lie?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The bottom line boils down to…
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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