Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 22)

Let's call the kettle what it is!

Lets see who takes the bite on that.

That’s a kettle of fish of a different color.

A rolling stone kills no birds.

Fiddling with his guitar

Take a flying hike.

They are crumbling at the seams.

Our fans have been branded with the same brush.

English former football player & manager

Players' names should be entered in numeric order.

Changes that will ignite our engines of growth

Loose lips sink like a rock.


Running around like children with their heads cut off

You don't have to beat it with a dead horse.

It's like pulling hen's teeth.

Casual sex

That was the last hump on the camel.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Make like a tree and head out.

Up a tree without a paddle

Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.