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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 23)
We all have our own legs to pull.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That’ll separate the girls from the sheep.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Kill two birds with one egg
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Well, thats as clear as a bull in a china shop.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You have to take the bad with the worse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Look what the cat dragged out of the bag.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Keep your nose up!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Optimism
I've been getting the corpse ahead of the hearse most of my life.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Make like a tree and head out.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I’d like to be sitting in his shoes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let's make sure we're all talking off the same sheet of music.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I want to be sure we don't build ourselves a bag of worms.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You're like a dog barking down the wrong well.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's a big nut to swallow.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It's as plain as the egg on your face.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That tickled my fancy bone.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to look the 800-pound gorilla in the mouth
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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