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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Lets see who takes the bite on that.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I dozed in and off.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I would not trust him with a ten foot pole.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Trust
… forced to wade through a mountain of red tape
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Fishing
She’s not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Till the cows freeze over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He took to it like a fish out of water.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
You can’t go in there cold turkey with egg on your face.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The writing is on the wall for bookshops.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We’ll do this individually as a group.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Streams of pilgrims, old and young… flood towards the river to worship.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Hey, I hope you can help me, I’m kind of up against the gun here.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The shit’s gonna hit the stick.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You could take that guy with a grain a salt.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We had some hiccups in the road.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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