Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 28)

I don't want that monkey around my neck.

Loose lips sink like a rock.


I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.

We can still hang our heads high.

I'm no Monday morning shortstop.

This snowball is coming down the mountain with a full head of steam.

You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.

Button your seat belts.

He's cooking his goose deeper and deeper.

It's like pulling hen's teeth.

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

Don't do the crime if you can't get out the kitchen.

I’m getting up on my feedbox here.

We'll drive off of that bridge when we get to it.

The head of the body overseeing youth justice…

A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.

Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.

British commentator

We’re not afraid of challenges. It’s like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.

Beware my friend… you are skating on hot water.

Listen… do you smell something?

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.