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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 30)
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I would not trust him with a ten foot pole.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Trust
He's not the brightest cookie in the lamp.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.
Unknown
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Once you open a can of worms, they always come home to roost.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He knew how to butter his nest.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let's not put all of our cookies in a basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You were at your wit’s nerve.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Windy as a hornet
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Hit the wall running…
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking like a sieve
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking
You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We're cooking on all four cylinders.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps.
A British soccer commentator
Mixed metaphors
He’s still green behind the ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We raised it to new depths.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Sometimes you just have to let sleeping dogs fall where they may.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is up my wheelhouse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This will help us to know that we are covering all of the gamuts.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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