Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 4)

You can't pull the wool out from under my nose!

From now on I'm watching your every move with a fine-toothed comb.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

… forced to wade through a mountain of red tape

It's hard to catch lightning in a bottle twice.

The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.

That snake in the grass is barking up the wrong tree.

People who wear glass slippers shouldn't kick stones.

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

He was going to line up his ducks in a basket.

We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.

They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

It looks like the cows have come home to roost.

Time rolled up like a scroll, while the plague nibbled at the edges of their years.

We certainly don't want to rock the apple cart.

Seeing a buzzard catch a rare phalarope is in bird-watching terms, like killing two birds with one stone.

You dug your bed, you lie in it.

A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.

There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.

The president will put the ship of state on its feet.

A carpenter was the low rung on a totem pole.