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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 4)
We will burn that horse when we get there.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, they are cruising into the semi-final.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It's like a wizard in sheep's clothing.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He took to it like a fish out of water.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Don't put all your chickens in one basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Grasping at the straw that broke the camel's back
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Up a tree without a paddle
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
She has bigger dogs to fry.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I want to see you go to town like a house of fire.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Chicken guarding the hen house
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It sent goosebumps up my spine.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People are dying like hotcakes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Get the kinks rolling
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Get two birds stoned at once.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Birds
I’m getting up on my
feedbox
here.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Soapbox
Better not open that
Panacea's
box.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Pandora's
It's like pulling hen's teeth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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