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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 5)
The shit’s gonna hit the stick.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends.
Sid Waddell
English sports commentator
Mixed metaphors
Sports
Darts
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I was the mother hen to all these little ducks.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
That was a dialog we started down.
Mixed metaphor
Mixed metaphors
Don’t cast swine before bears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm sweating like a stuck pig.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I can read him like an open can of worms.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Is that going to throw a wrinkle?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Running around like a chicken with its legs cut off
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The record cover was a blank slate in 1939 at Columbia Records.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Look what the cat dragged out of the bag.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We had some hiccups in the road.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
That tickled my fancy bone.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to have photographic ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Till the cows freeze over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I feel like a bridegroom waiting at the altar for a blind date.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I'd like to be a fish on the wall at that meeting.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Why spend astronomical amounts on so-called scientific research to go to another planet?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A heart as big as gold
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He’s one brick short of the whole nine yards.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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