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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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I don't want to hold an open manhole over your head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Even in a sewer, the cream rises to the top.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
I think the big guns will come to the boil.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is up my wheelhouse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s the best thing since sliced Spam.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Players' names should be entered in numeric order.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I wasn't living under my parents' house anymore.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He’s still green behind the ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to look the 800-pound gorilla in the mouth
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I can see the light at the end of the rainbow.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Did you hear what they feel?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You'll get into hot water skating on thin ice!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It certainly wipes the floor with your usual commemorative tea towels.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Prince William and Kate commemorative fridge
Idle hands are the mother of invention.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Idleness
We'll drive off of that bridge when we get to it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We have to get all our ducks on the same page.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
As we consider the road that unfolds before us.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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