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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 5)
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You’re fighting upstream.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I’m getting up on my
feedbox
here.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Soapbox
Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is a real cat and carrot situation.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
… her last day as an eagle… flying off to greener pastures…
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Did you hear what they feel?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A loose tongue spoils the broth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
There wasn’t a dry tear in the place.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
That will open up a whole new can of issues.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She has bigger dogs to fry.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It looks like the cows have come home to roost.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You can put the cart before the horse, but you can't make him drink.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People who wear glass slippers shouldn't kick stones.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He was going to line up his ducks in a basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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