Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 8)

Beware my friend… you are skating on hot water.

Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.

Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.

A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.

You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.

The guy just couldn’t cut the custard.

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

How would I feel if I were sitting in your shoes?

You have to shoot where the fish are barking.

Get two birds stoned at once.

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

Things are different when you have fifteen people on your plate.

That’s a kettle of fish of a different color.

Between closed walls

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

English football player

It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Long road to hoe.

Players' names should be entered in numeric order.

I look forward to the day when we can just talk about the ethics of angling without this red herring of whether they can feel pain.