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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 8)
It's like ice cold electricity passing through your body.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It's like a wizard in sheep's clothing.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the
rollin’ stone.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors
TV/Movie Quotes
Let's clear up a loose end.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The monkey is in your court.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Gorilla see, gorilla do.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Fiddling with his guitar
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He clams up tighter than a drum.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to have photographic ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I'm shooting from the seat of my pants.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
That's putting the chicken before the cart.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People were streaming out of town to escape the floods.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Floods
It's on the tip of my frontal lobotomy.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The early bird gathers no moss.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The greatest thing since sliced beer.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They'll never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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