Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 8)
It used to be sheep [waking me in the morning] and that's bad enough, but cows are a whole different kettle of fish.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
They don't know yet whether that played a factor in the accident.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Well, that’s water under the dam.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That's grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Well, that's a feather in your pocket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Walking with your head between your legs.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They need to wake up and smell the music.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm tired of walking on kid gloves.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Close the barn door after you've led the horse to water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Off the cuff of my head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I’d like to be sitting in his shoes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don't mind me, I'm just a mouse on the wall.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
She knocked the socks off the ball.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You've got to take the bull between your teeth.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
I hate to put you through all this rigor mortis.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Loose lips sink like a rock.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Sometimes I feel like I'm swimming uphill against the grain.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I’m gonna dig in my feet on this one.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Page 8 of 32
« First
« Previous
6
7
8
9
10
Next »
Last »