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Frugal
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He was asked to throw out the first ball at a World Series game; but … he looked at the ball and, instead of throwing it, he put it in his pocket and sat down.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Activities
Frugal
Money
Sports
Jack Benny
He took me to McDonald’s, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.
Karen Addison
comedian & radio personality
Frugal
Money
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Date
McDonald's
I’m half Scottish and half Jewish, so don’t ask me for money.
David Duchovny
(1960 – ) American actor, writer & director
Frugal
Money
Jewish
Scottish
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