Subject: Money (Page 14)

Never criticize Americans… they have the best taste that money can buy.

(1941 – 2008) British journalist, musician &broadcaster
America Characteristics Money Opinion People Places

Bankruptcy: A fate worse than debt.

Definitions Money

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Emotions Happiness Love Marriage Money Wealth

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Scotsman: A man who, before sending his pajamas to the laundry, stuffs a sock in each pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Frugal Money People

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money

By the time we've made it, we've had it.

(1919 – 1990) publisher & author
Money Situations

Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

Definitions Money

The Jack Benny I knew threw his money around… not far – but he threw it.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Frugal Money

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.

(1914 – ) historian
Money Success

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

It is a truth universally acknowledge, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist
Money Wives

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Beliefs Doctors God Health Money

If I’m making millions to put a ball through a hoop, you can’t ever piss me off.

(1975 – ) American comedian, actor & writer
Money Occupations Sports Work

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
America Government Law Money Wealth

My church accepts all denominations – fivers, tenners, twenties.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs Money

Blood's not thicker than money.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Family Money Relationships

If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Characteristics Money