Subject: Money (Page 17)

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?… try spelling Evian backward.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Money People

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing… it's the money.

Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Money Poverty

Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Children Eating Food/Drink Money

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian
Emotions Love Money

Nothing stimulates the appetite like an empty billfold.

Money

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, as long as you’ve got money.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Money

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Friends Money People Young

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

Money

Oh God, bills, bills, bills. … Honestly Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican – whichever way I turn, I’ve still got an enormous bill in front of me.

(1955 – ) English actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money Time

I miss the $2 bill, ‘cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Money

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Emotions Happiness Money

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

(1958 – ) Australian author
Art Entertainment Money

A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

Family Money Relationships

It's not hard to tell we was poor—when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

(1928 – 2012) American comedian & actor
Money People Poverty Self

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Age Food/Drink Money Old

It's a good idea to save your money; one day it might be worth something again!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Life Money

When a man says money can do anything… he hasn't got any.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money