Subject: Money (Page 21)

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem; if you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)
Money

Money is what you’d get on beautifully without if only other people weren’t so crazy about it.

Money

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Communication Money Reading/Writing

And they give you cash, which is just as good as money.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Money Yogi-isms

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic
Money Sex

They live in a beautiful apartment overlooking their rent.

Money Situations Things

Money can't buy everything… but then again, neither can no money.

Money

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking,” but I don’t have that
 much time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Money Things Time

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money Poverty Wealth

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars… the rest I just squandered.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Money

It was all the wolf could do to keep us away from his door.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Animals Money Poverty

If you want to know what God thinks of money, you only have to look at those to whom he gives it.

(1874 – 1945) English writer, translator & war correspondent
Beliefs God Money

If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work.

Money People Women Work

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist
Money Time

Only have a nervous breakdown if you’ve got loads of money, and then you can really enjoy it.

(1955 – ) English composer, singer, songwriter & producer
Health Money Situations

It's only when the tide goes out that you discover who's been swimming naked.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Clothing Money

You might be a redneck if… you think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Money People Rednecks

Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.

Definitions Money

Even if you gave him poison he wouldn't die until he'd recovered the deposit on the bottle.

Frugal Money

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Happiness Intelligence Money Poverty Wealth