Subject: Money (Page 22)

You can't get rich sitting on the bench, but I'm giving it a try.

professional baseball player
Baseball Money Sports

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

(1933 – 1997) Anglo-French billionaire financier
Money Work

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Fools Intelligence Money People

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics Money

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

(1915 – 2005) playwright & essayist
Money

1. If you want something badly, that's how you get it. 2. Many "get-rich-quick" schemes make millionaires – out of multi-millionaries.

Money Murphy’s Laws

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Money Science/Weather

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

Money

The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Government Money

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Money Poverty Wealth

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Happiness Life Marriage People Poverty Wealth

Income: The sum of money which it costs more than to live.

Definitions Money

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month; others just go over them.


Money

I believe that sex is the most wonderful and beautiful thing that money can buy.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Money Sex

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Money Things Wealth

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Money Murphy’s Laws Things

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

Clothing Money Murphy’s Laws

Americans are getting stronger; twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries… today, a five-year-old can do it.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Money

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Books Communication Money Murphy’s Laws