Subject: Money (Page 22)

No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.

Family Money Murphy’s Laws Relationships

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Definitions Money

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician
Food/Drink Future Money Time

Misers make wonderful ancestors.

Frugal Money

I spent all my money on a FAX machine; now I can only FAX collect.

Money Things

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs Money People Wealth

Are you buying or selling?

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Money Situations

The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizen to give to the other.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Government Money

He found it inconvenient to be poor.

(1731 – 1800) English poet & hymn-writer
Money Poverty

I used to sell furniture for a living… the trouble was, it was my own.

(1931 – 1993) English comedian
Money Poverty Situations

The more zeros found in the price tag for a government program, the less Congressional scrutiny it will receive.

Congress Government Money Murphy’s Laws

The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing; it's called the stock market.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Arms Conflict Money

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, as long as you’ve got money.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Money

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Money People Situations

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports

If you think that education is expensive, try ignorance.

(1930 – ) American lawyer & educator
Education Intelligence Money

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

(1880 – 1966) American novelist
Life Money

You're never too poor for good toilet paper.

comedian
Money Poverty Things

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Upper Crust: People stuck together by their dough.

Definitions Money People