Subject: Money (Page 22)

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Family Fathers Money Poverty Things

Time is a waste of money.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money Time

He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

Frugal Miscellaneous Money

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

Marriage Money Murphy’s Laws Time

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

Malaprops People Poverty

BREAKING: Mitt Romney will embark on a three-nation foreign trip to visit his money.

(1958 – ) American writer, comedian, satirist & actor
Money Wealth

A little incompatibility is the spice of life, as long as he has income and she is pattable.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Appearance Body Money Situations Women

No man's credit is as good as his money.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money People

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Money TV/Movie Quotes

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Animals Dogs Money Wealth

Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Money People

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Money Science/Weather

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Poverty Self

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Intelligence Money Poverty Stupidity

If you think that education is expensive, try ignorance.

(1930 – ) American lawyer & educator
Education Intelligence Money

Debt: A trap which a man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Definitions Money

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

Money Signs

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Exaggerations Money Poverty

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Definitions Money