Subject: Money (Page 22)

The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.

(1870 – 1965) businessman & politician
Money

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking; it’s called marriage.

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Marriage Money

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

Money Signs

Markets can remain irrational a lot longer than you and I can remain solvent.

American financial analyst & commentator
Money

The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.

Money Murphy’s Laws

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

Communication Language Money

That's Jack Benny; he's always out there on bad days like that looking for golf balls.

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor
Frugal Money

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

(1958 – ) Australian author
Art Entertainment Money

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Money Occupations People Work

I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host
Money Poverty

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Family Fathers Money Poverty Things

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Money Things

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist
Emotions Happiness Money

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

(1922 – 1999) labor union leader, president of the AFL-CIO
Money Wealth Work

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Definitions Money Past Time

He found it inconvenient to be poor.

(1731 – 1800) English poet & hymn-writer
Money Poverty

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Government Money Taxes

Whenever you hear the word save, it is usually the beginning of an advertisement designed to make you spend money.

Communication Language Money

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Appearance Characteristics Men People Wealth

People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.

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Money People

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Emotions Happiness Money Wealth