Subject: Money (Page 23)

He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements Poverty Sports

You never want the one you can afford.

Money Murphy’s Laws

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

(1924 – 1973) American comic
Money

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Malaprops Money Time

Money can't buy everything… but then again, neither can no money.

Money

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Emotions Love Money

My wife donates money to the homeless and I donate money to the topless.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Wives

He who hesitates is poor.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Money Poverty Time

U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent

Headlines Money

If the guy was poor, I’d give it back.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Poverty Yogi-isms

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Fools Intelligence Money People

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Money Sports

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Age Food/Drink Money Old

Debt: A trap which a man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Definitions Money

Change of fashion is the tax levied by the industry of the poor on the vanity of the rich.

(1741 – 1794) French writer
Appearance Money

Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.

(? – 1968) Russian-American, founder of New York’s famed Stage Deli
Money

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

(1919 – 1997) American businessman
Money

Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

Definitions Money

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.

(1899 – 1966) producer, showman & lyricist
Money

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Baseball Money Sports