Subject: Money (Page 24)

Time is a waste of money.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money Time

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money

Put your monkey where your mouth is.

Malaprops Money

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear; when there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication Money Reading/Writing

He who hesitates is poor.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Money Poverty Time

A little incompatibility is the spice of life, as long as he has income and she is pattable.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Appearance Body Money Situations Women

The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money

The Jack Benny I knew threw his money around… not far – but he threw it.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Frugal Money

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
Death Doctors Health Money

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

(1895 – 1972) writer and literary & social critic
Money

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Communication Money Speech

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics Money Wealth

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Inflation: When nobody has enough money because everybody has too much.

Definitions Money

Money frees you from doing things you dislike; since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

I was once so broke I forgot whether you cut steak with a knife or drank it with a spoon.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Food/Drink Money Poverty

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Money Murphy’s Laws