Subject: Money (Page 27)

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Government Law Lawyers Money Opinion

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich.

Definitions Money

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Malaprops Money Time

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

(1918 – 1986) American lyricist
Money People Women

The dollar will never fall as low as what some people will do to get it.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, as long as you’ve got money.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer
Money

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Animals Money

Are you buying or selling?

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Money Situations

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Money Situations Wealth

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

American entrepreneur & author
Autos Money Things

A little incompatibility is the spice of life, as long as he has income and she is pattable.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Appearance Body Money Situations Women

When it comes to paying, he’s the first to put his hand in his pocket… and leave it there.

Frugal Money

Every crowd has a silver lining.

(1810 – 1891) American politician, showman & businessman
Money People

I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Accidents Money Poverty

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Age Food/Drink Money Old

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Money Science/Weather Work

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

Money

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws