Subject: Money (Page 27)

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money Wealth

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

(1908 – 1972) American politician & civil rights leader
Money

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Money Relationships

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Appearance Characteristics Men People Wealth

No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.

Family Money Murphy’s Laws Relationships

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

Money Poverty Wealth

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Russia's Economic Woes Outweigh The Universe

Money

A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich.

(1763 – 1848) German-American, first multi-millionaire in the U.S.
Money People Wealth

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Death Life Money Wealth

People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.

author
Money People

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Money TV/Movie Quotes

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

(1879 – 1964) British politician
Money People Wealth

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

American basketball player
Basketball Money Sports

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Definitions Money

By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

People who can least afford to pay rent, pay rent; people who can most afford to pay rent, build up equity.

Money Murphy’s Laws