Subject: Money (Page 3)

Donald Trump is not just a rich man, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Money Wealth

I was so poor growing up if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Poverty

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Communication Money Speech

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Death Life Money

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Communication Money Reading/Writing

Inflation: When nobody has enough money because everybody has too much.

Definitions Money

Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination.

(1908 – 1994) American actor
Life Money

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

I need to make as much as my wife so I don’t have to try so hard in bed.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Money Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches – two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Eating Food/Drink Money Poverty

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, “We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Family Money Parents Situations

Always Broke? Stop Living Payday To Payday

Headlines Money

In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.

(1880 – 1966) American novelist
Life Money

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing… it's the money.

Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money Time

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge
Emotions Love Money

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Appearance Characteristics Men People Wealth