Subject: Money (Page 3)

I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling… the rest I spend foolishly.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Alcohol Money Women

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Money Poverty Wealth

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Animals Money People

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

(1895 – 1972) writer and literary & social critic
Money

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Whenever you hear the word save, it is usually the beginning of an advertisement designed to make you spend money.

Communication Language Money

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Money Work

We were so poor, every Christmas Eve my old man would go outside and shoot his gun, then come in and tell us kids Santa Claus had committed suicide.

(1921 – ) American boxing champion
Money Poverty

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Malaprops Money Time

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

(1908 – 1972) American politician & civil rights leader
Money

Why is it, “A penny for your thoughts,” but, “You have to put your two cents in?” … somebody’s making a penny.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Money

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Government Money Taxes

They live in a beautiful apartment overlooking their rent.

Money Situations Things

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Money

Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have it for you.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Money

First of all, if you are gambling and you've gotta get change for a nickel – it's over.

comedian
Activities Money

Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Health Love Money

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Money Wealth

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'whose?'

Money Wealth Work