Subject: Money (Page 30)

If someone says, "I'm expensive" – believe them.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab… the movie cost me $95.00.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment Film Money

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Animals Government Military Money

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Computers Money People Things

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Characteristics Money

Upper Crust: People stuck together by their dough.

Definitions Money People

You can make a lot of money in this game; just ask my ex-wives; both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Money Sports Wives

Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Men Money Work

If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Men Money People Sex

I'll tell you why — because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay — that's why I get the dollar more an hour.

(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian
Money People Women

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking,” but I don’t have that
 much time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Money Things Time

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

(1895 – 1972) writer and literary & social critic
Money

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Food/Drink Money Success

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Friends Money People Young

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars… the rest I just squandered.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Money

I like handicapped men ’cause a handicapped man get a check and a good parking space.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress
Autos Money People

Poverty is the step-mother of genius.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Intelligence Money

Income: The sum of money which it costs more than to live.

Definitions Money

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations Things