Subject: Money (Page 31)

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Intelligence Money

A fool and your money are soon partners.

Fools Money Murphy’s Laws

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Government Money Places Politics

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws

Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer
Communication Congress Frugal Government Money Speech

Blood's not thicker than money.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Family Money Relationships

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Money

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Government Law Lawyers Money Opinion

People are still willing to do an honest day's work; the trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

(1911 – 1999) comedian, author & columnist
Money Time Work

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

(1879 – 1964) British politician
Money People Wealth

Why is it, “A penny for your thoughts,” but, “You have to put your two cents in?” … somebody’s making a penny.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Money

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist
Money Time

If you want to be on the upper crust, you need to have a lot of dough.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money

I had to recently move back home, because my mom was having trouble paying both our rents.

Actress & comedian
Money Situations

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic
Money Sex

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

(1918 – ) American advice columnist
Money Wealth

Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

Friends Money People Young