Subject: Money (Page 32)

All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Money is what you’d get on beautifully without if only other people weren’t so crazy about it.

Money

She took my son to Costco, bought 14 pounds of Oreos – and saved us money somehow.

American stand-up comedian
Marriage Money Shopping Wives

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Intelligence Money Poverty Stupidity

Always Broke? Stop Living Payday To Payday

Headlines Money

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

(1965 – ) comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer & director
Family Fathers Money Poverty Things

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
Money

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money

This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Money Wealth Women

If you want to be on the upper crust, you need to have a lot of dough.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States; the only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money.

(1903 – 1983) American radio and television broadcaster & entertainer
America Government Money Places Taxes

If you think that education is expensive, try ignorance.

(1930 – ) American lawyer & educator
Education Intelligence Money

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion
Money

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws

My doctor is wonderful; once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

(1918 – 2007) American entertainer, actor & television host
Doctors Health Money

Untold Wealth: That which does not appear on income tax returns.

Definitions Government Money Taxes

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Money Murphy’s Laws

I put mirrors around all the light bulbs; now the electric company sends me a check each month.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Money Situations

You know, if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Money