Subject: Money (Page 33)

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Emotions Love Money

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports

If you think that education is expensive, try ignorance.

(1930 – ) American lawyer & educator
Education Intelligence Money

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Clothing Money People Women

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Government Money

…if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

(1990 – 1946) newspaperman & writer
Money

Debt: A trap which a man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Definitions Money

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Dogs Friends Money People Wives

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Emotions Happiness Money

I was so poor… in my neighborhood, the rainbow was in black and white!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Places Poverty

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

(1925 – 2008) American actor, director & entrepreneur
Entertainment Film Money

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Money Situations

They live in a beautiful apartment overlooking their rent.

Money Situations Things

Don’t you hate it when people assume you’re rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?

British actor, comedian & writer
Money People Wealth

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout; that's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

(1956 – 2016) American stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Drugs Exercise Money

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Fools Intelligence Money

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge
Emotions Love Money

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

Communication Language Money

You can never be too skinny or too rich.

(1915 – 1978) socialite
Appearance Body Wealth

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Animals Money Murphy’s Laws

No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a North Sea (oil) field, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.

Money Murphy’s Laws