Subject: Money (Page 35)

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Money People

I learned more about the economy from one South Dakota dust storm that I did in all my years of college.

(1911 – 1978) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Money Science/Weather

A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

Family Money Relationships

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Money Problems

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Marriage Money Work

Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Money Places

The girl who marries for money may find herself in debt for life.

writer
Marriage Money

Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
God Money

If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.

Wisconsin politician, professor & writer
Marriage Money

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Divorce Marriage Money Time

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth; it is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Age Golf Sports Success Wealth

Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money Time

First of all, if you are gambling and you've gotta get change for a nickel – it's over.

comedian
Activities Money

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies.


Money

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer
Characteristics Money Poverty Situations Wealth

Under current practices, both expenditures and revenues rise to meet each other, no matter which one may be in excess.

Money Murphy’s Laws

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Emotions Love Money People Women

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws