Subject: Money (Page 36)

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it’s terribly inconvenient.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Characteristics Money

Money isn’t everything: usually it isn’t enough.

Money

He took me to McDonald’s, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.

comedian & radio personality
Frugal Money Situations

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Age Money Young

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Definitions Money

Money enables a man to get along without an education, and education enables him to get along without money.

writer
Money

A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

Family Money Relationships

Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Conflict Crime Money

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Beliefs Money People

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

We were so poor, every Christmas Eve my old man would go outside and shoot his gun, then come in and tell us kids Santa Claus had committed suicide.

(1921 – ) American boxing champion
Money Poverty

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Marriage Money Speech

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Divorce Marriage Money

Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

(1918 – 2006) American writer
Money Success Work