Subject: Money (Page 36)

Scotsman: A man who, before sending his pajamas to the laundry, stuffs a sock in each pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Frugal Money People

There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings, and that word is blackmail.

(1902 – 1977) Scottish journalist & author
Money

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Health Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Money Places Sports

Donald Trump is not just a rich man, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Money Wealth

The most popular labor saving device is still money.

(1949 – ) American beauty queen, businesswoman, actress & sportscaster
Money

I was once so broke I forgot whether you cut steak with a knife or drank it with a spoon.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Food/Drink Money Poverty

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Upper Crust: People stuck together by their dough.

Definitions Money People

All decent people live beyond their incomes nowadays and those who aren’t respectable live beyond other peoples’.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Money People

If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money

He took me to McDonald’s, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.

comedian & radio personality
Frugal Money Situations

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion
Boxing Money Sports