Subject: Money (Page 4)

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Definitions Money Past Time

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Money Situations Wealth

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

Money Murphy’s Laws

All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

President Bush has just one question for the American voters: is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were 4 years ago?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
America Money

It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.

comedian
Money

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Health Intelligence Situations Sleep Wealth

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author
Future Money Past Time

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Doctors Health Money

I was so poor… in my neighborhood, the rainbow was in black and white!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Places Poverty

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

A nickel isn’t worth a dime today.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Money Yogi-isms

I tell ya, it’s tough to save a buck. Right now I’m supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Family Money

If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money

Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public.

(1810 – 1891) American politician, showman & businessman
Characteristics Money People

Upper Crust: People stuck together by their dough.

Definitions Money People

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Activities Games Money

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around encouraging young things to grow.

(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
Money