Subject: Money (Page 5)

I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.

(1933 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Money Sports

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

When a man says money can do anything… he hasn't got any.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money

Psychic: An individual having an uncanny, seemingly supernatural, talent for extracting money from morons.

American author
Fools Intelligence Money

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

I had to recently move back home, because my mom was having trouble paying both our rents.

Actress & comedian
Money Situations

If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.


(1799 – 1850) French novelist & playwright
Crime Money Wealth

The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money

I put mirrors around all the light bulbs; now the electric company sends me a check each month.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Money Situations

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. 

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Money

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Beliefs Money People

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Money Wealth

I don't have a boyfriend right now; I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

(1967 – 2007) American model
Money Relationships

I bought a million lottery tickets… I won a dollar.


Activities Money

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
Money

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Money

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

American basketball player
Basketball Money Sports

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

Money Poverty Wealth

You can make a lot of money in this game; just ask my ex-wives; both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Money Sports Wives