Subject: Money (Page 6)

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Poverty Self

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Money

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

(1922 – 1999) labor union leader, president of the AFL-CIO
Money Wealth Work

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
Appearance Clothing Money Poverty

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Emotions Happiness Money

I need money… I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Government Money Wealth

After what happened to my 401k, my new retirement plan is the Rapture.

American comedian
Money

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist
Money

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Animals Money People

U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent

Headlines Money

Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.

(1924 – 1987) American novelist, writer, playwright, poet & civil rights activist
Money Poverty

You might be a redneck if… you think the stock market has fence around it.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Money People Rednecks

Debts: The certain outcome of an uncertain income.

Definitions Money

The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizen to give to the other.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Government Money

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
Money

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

Clothing Money Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Communication Money Speech

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.


(1799 – 1850) French novelist & playwright
Crime Money Wealth

When the last great scorer comes to mark against your name, it’s not whether you won or lost, but how many paid to see the game.

baseball executive
Money Sports