Subject: Money » Poverty (Page 2)

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.

(1924 – 1987) American novelist, writer, playwright, poet & civil rights activist

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

It's not hard to tell we was poor—when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

(1928 – 2012) American comedian & actor

My mom bought cookies… and they were never the good cookies; it was always the pack of 1000 that said: 'Cookies.'

comedian

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

We were so poor, every Christmas Eve my old man would go outside and shoot his gun, then come in and tell us kids Santa Claus had committed suicide.

(1921 – ) American boxing champion

I was once so broke I forgot whether you cut steak with a knife or drank it with a spoon.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

I saw a truck today. Side of the door it said, “Driver has no cash” … I’m broke, too – but I don’t plaster it all over the side of my car.

stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

You've no idea what it costs to keep the old man in poverty.

(1900 – 1979) British statesman & naval officer

In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s pheasants.

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

What I'm saying is we were poor, people; I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block – that's how poor we were.

(1954 – ) American comedian, writer & musician

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Poverty is no disgrace to a man, but it is confoundedly inconvenient.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman

I was so poor, I couldn't even pay attention.

Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist