Subject: Money » Poverty (Page 3)

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

(1900 – 1967) American film actor

I was so poor… in my neighborhood, the rainbow was in black and white!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I was so poor growing up if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

You're never too poor for good toilet paper.

comedian

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.

(1924 – 1997) Dutch-American artist

He who hesitates is poor.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

Among the propensities of humans which almost exceed understanding come the parsimony of the rich and the extravagance of the poor.

My mom bought cookies… and they were never the good cookies; it was always the pack of 1000 that said: 'Cookies.'

comedian

When I was young, poverty was so common that we didn't know it had a name.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

We were poor. we were so poor, in my neighborhood the rainbow was in black-and-white.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host

Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.

(1924 – 1987) American novelist, writer, playwright, poet & civil rights activist

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist

Broke as a whore during lent.