Subject: Money » Wealth

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

Duchess of Windsor (1896 – 1986) American socialite & wife of the Prince Edward, formerly King Edward VIII

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Philanthropist: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Yeah, this comedy is all a part of my “Get Rich Slow” scheme… and it’s working.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman

Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

Fortunes are made by buying low and selling too soon.

(1840 – 1915) British banker & politician

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

Anyone with money to burn will always find himself surrounded by people with matches.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

The rich aren’t like us… they pay less taxes.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist